Friday, May 29, 2015

Episode 2: Shotgun Wedding

What's been Pixi up to you ask? Well, she's still making daily trips to the library to write her books. And yes, she's been fighting for a computer daily.


It seems like it's already been an eternity since we began... And still, Pixi has no real home to speak of, and no partner in crime yet... Will she ever find love? Will she ever have walls around her toilet? Only time will tell.


AHA! Finally, her books are beginning to pay off, and work gave her a nice shiny computer of her very own! Mr Squiggles is now accompanied by another frog, Mr. Square.


She invites Mr. Stud Muffin over to hang out. They are cute as ever.



Selfies are fun.


The conversation turns sour quickly however, when Pixi confesses her attraction toward him.


So she tries a smooth recovery to come back from the humiliations of it all.

Pixi: Attracted? Pfft, what!? I just mean uh.... Your hair looks nice today! Yeah....


It's not received well...


 I don't mean to sound harsh... But I told you so... I knew he was bad news from the beginning.


Oh cheer up buttercup, he doesn't even like kids. What kind of father would he be? What kind of grandfather would he be? You gotta think about the future here...

Pixi was feeling pretty deflated at this point, so she searched through her phone book and ended up calling the average joe guy she met outside the library. What was his name? Myles?


Well he's not so bad is he?

Pixi: Yeah except he doesn't have a job...

We can fix that...

They seem to hit it off pretty well. Along with being romantic, he's a goofball, and a bro. Now these are traits we can work with...


Pixi confesses her attraction again, and compliments him. Myles knees get weak. Daw!


Pixi goes in for the kill, being her flirty-irresistable-pink-haired self.


First kiss!


And well, one thing lead to another...


And what's this!? Surprise!


Pixi is eating for two!


She scrambles over to Myles to share the big news.

Pixi: Hey I know I just met you, and this is kind of crazy...



 Pixi: But I'm knocked up now so be my boyfriend maybe?


Myles: ....wut?


Myles: Waitaminute.... I'm gonna be a Daddy?!


Myles: This calls for..... Jazz hands!!


As unexpected as it was... They both are thrilled.


She asks Myles to move in and he gets started in the Entertainer career. He will one day be a famous comedian!

Meanwhile, Pixi is looking quite disgruntled as she gets big as a house.


 But Myles makes it better by expressing his undying love through prose.


Excited parents!


He finally decides Pixi is the one to make him an honest man, and he proposes right there on the grass.


They decide to waste no time and elope immediately.



Aww lovebirds!


Pixi: Now carry me over the threshold!

Myles: Uhhh... we have no walls?



That's all for now!




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